So I get nauseous a lot in the mornings, in general and I have no idea why. It doesnt last long, just for about 15 min but thats 15 min of yuckyness in the morning..blah, no way to start a day I tell you.
Im nauseous now, not sure why, maybe its because I havent eaten anything or maybe its because......
what day is today?? ..............
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
Monday, July 19, 2010
HOTTER THAN FISH GREASE!
I hate the heat, have I ever mentioned that? I mean really at these temperatures it should be illegal. I cannot even begin to fathom how people ENJOY being in the heat. What is there to enjoy actually? Did I miss out on the memo where it explained in detail how sweating your balls off is a good thing? Did I also mention that we have NO AC in the house and our crappy fans just circulate the hot air?
So this weekend was HOT and Im sure you all felt it, ESPECIALLY if you were at the Ho'olaule'a like I was. We went both days and from it I came home with a melted face and sunburned chest and arms..YAY ME! Copped some really cool stuff like:
- Jordyn's very first puletasi
- Rasta shirt for Bruce
- Rasta hat for Bruce
- Manu Samoa Rugby Championship sweatshirt
- Tahitian turtle sweatshirt
- Samoa / Afakasi t-shirts
- Samoan sticker / flag for Jordyn
It was fun, I have to admit, just wished I had a golf cart to ride around in so I could relax and stay cool, BAH! I had to walk like everyone else.
From the festival I have learned 10 useful things about myself and those around me:
1. I miss my long hair
2. I need to workout
3. Spandex isnt made for everyone
4. Some people obviously dont own mirrors
5. Polynesian festival DOES NOT = being able to dress like a fob and think you can get away with it.
6. Poly's sure now how to rip you off
7. Bruce's Samoan plate was NOT worth $13 and they jipped us on the oka and that ish was the BOMB!
8. Polynesian festival DOES NOT = wearing your bathing suit and walking around the park cuz it just aint right.
9. Too many girls are suckers for flower tattoos and hawaiian print ANYTHING
10. MEN, please only walk around shirtless if you have a body and have shaved your back hair, otherwise REFRAIN! WOMEN, if you are walking around and your belly jiggles to the beat that is only inside YOUR head, REFRAIN for crying out loud there are children around!
So this weekend was HOT and Im sure you all felt it, ESPECIALLY if you were at the Ho'olaule'a like I was. We went both days and from it I came home with a melted face and sunburned chest and arms..YAY ME! Copped some really cool stuff like:
- Jordyn's very first puletasi
- Rasta shirt for Bruce
- Rasta hat for Bruce
- Manu Samoa Rugby Championship sweatshirt
- Tahitian turtle sweatshirt
- Samoa / Afakasi t-shirts
- Samoan sticker / flag for Jordyn
It was fun, I have to admit, just wished I had a golf cart to ride around in so I could relax and stay cool, BAH! I had to walk like everyone else.
From the festival I have learned 10 useful things about myself and those around me:
1. I miss my long hair
2. I need to workout
3. Spandex isnt made for everyone
4. Some people obviously dont own mirrors
5. Polynesian festival DOES NOT = being able to dress like a fob and think you can get away with it.
6. Poly's sure now how to rip you off
7. Bruce's Samoan plate was NOT worth $13 and they jipped us on the oka and that ish was the BOMB!
8. Polynesian festival DOES NOT = wearing your bathing suit and walking around the park cuz it just aint right.
9. Too many girls are suckers for flower tattoos and hawaiian print ANYTHING
10. MEN, please only walk around shirtless if you have a body and have shaved your back hair, otherwise REFRAIN! WOMEN, if you are walking around and your belly jiggles to the beat that is only inside YOUR head, REFRAIN for crying out loud there are children around!
Friday, July 16, 2010
Thumbs UP for broken bones!
Okay its a full fledged break! Well a piece of my bone broke off and is just kickin it there. My primary doctor told me okay you will just need to go to see the orthopedic surgeon and they'll probably just put a splint on it.....
uhhhh that dont look like no splint to me...DAMN LIAR!
3 weeks of looking like a transformer....and NO there isnt more than meets the eye...thumb casts suck!
Nothing like 100 degree heat with what feels like 40 socks wrapped around your arm to make you feel nice and sweaty. PERFECT!
Thursday, July 15, 2010
Fractured
As I type with only 9 fingers I soon realize that lately things have been majorly sucking. Lets run down the list of softball injuries in the last 5 years shall we?
1. Shin splints in not one but BOTH legs for about the first 1 1/2 - 2 years of my return to softball.
2. Tendonitis in my wrists starting the beggining of this year stemming from my softball AND coaching Jordyn's softball teams
3. Tendonitis in my elbow stemming from #2
and now.....
4. A fractured right thumb from Tuesday nights game. I definitely was not on my game that night at first base and my short stop threw me a fast one and as I prepared to catch it and cover the catch with my right hand, it hits my right thumb bending it completely back at the joint.
Ahhhhh life is goooooood aint it? *sarcastic smile*
I really thought it was broken because it immediately swelled up like a fat vienna sausage or kielbasa if you will and turned a deep almost Barney purple. Nothin like a woman with chubby thumbs to get you in the mood huh? Got x-rayed yesterday and its fractured, in severe pain and today I go to see the orthopedic surgeon to probably get splinted. So I guess that means no softball for a few weeks....pffft, we'll see.
I hate this man!!! I NEED to play but then again maybe its a sign to take a small break and exercise my other appendages. So Ive managed to make it out to Wilson Park to go walk, walk these thunder thighs off so when I come back I'll be good to go. Week 1 and already 4 miles down...sweeeeet! Im on a roll!!
Pray for my thumb that it isnt permanently disfigured and I dont look like Popeye k?
Oh and since my blackberry isnt all hi-tech the picture below doesnt really do it justice. Wait till you see this puppy in high def real life...its HUGE!
Love yous!
1. Shin splints in not one but BOTH legs for about the first 1 1/2 - 2 years of my return to softball.
2. Tendonitis in my wrists starting the beggining of this year stemming from my softball AND coaching Jordyn's softball teams
3. Tendonitis in my elbow stemming from #2
and now.....
4. A fractured right thumb from Tuesday nights game. I definitely was not on my game that night at first base and my short stop threw me a fast one and as I prepared to catch it and cover the catch with my right hand, it hits my right thumb bending it completely back at the joint.
Ahhhhh life is goooooood aint it? *sarcastic smile*
I really thought it was broken because it immediately swelled up like a fat vienna sausage or kielbasa if you will and turned a deep almost Barney purple. Nothin like a woman with chubby thumbs to get you in the mood huh? Got x-rayed yesterday and its fractured, in severe pain and today I go to see the orthopedic surgeon to probably get splinted. So I guess that means no softball for a few weeks....pffft, we'll see.
I hate this man!!! I NEED to play but then again maybe its a sign to take a small break and exercise my other appendages. So Ive managed to make it out to Wilson Park to go walk, walk these thunder thighs off so when I come back I'll be good to go. Week 1 and already 4 miles down...sweeeeet! Im on a roll!!
Pray for my thumb that it isnt permanently disfigured and I dont look like Popeye k?
Oh and since my blackberry isnt all hi-tech the picture below doesnt really do it justice. Wait till you see this puppy in high def real life...its HUGE!
Not as purple as yesterday but it still aint cute!
Love yous!
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
DISNEYLAND and a BIRTHDAY oh how I've missed you!!
On Saturday my beautiful angel faced daughter turned a whopping 10 YEARS OLD! Phew, I feel old just typing it. She has been with her dad since school got out and came home for the weekend so we can celebrate her birthday. Every birthday must be spent with me because I am the master of the universe and because I say so!
Every year except for her 8th birthday we celebrate with a big party. I love parties but after 9 parties, I think Im a little pooped out from parties. This year I decided to take her to Disneyland since I have never gone with her (yes she has gone but never with me, will explain shortly). I bought her and I annual passes, spent 2 very long days and nights painting her room purple until 2:00am, redecorated, rearranged, and unjunkified this same room, got her a new iPod, zebra nerdy glasses, and a whole lotta love. Yes it sounds frantic and a bit much but for my one and only child who is turning the big 10! I had too, plus it was her golden birthday! 10 years old on 7/10/2010! Who wouldnt?!?!? Sounds even crazier to know that I hustled and bustled to do all that just for the 2 days she was home and then I sent her off packing again to her dads for the rest of the summer. Of course its not my choice but there is somewhere in the law books stating that I have to share her and well, I think its POPPY COCK!! ha ha ha. She wanted to visit him anyway but she's just never been gone for THAT long and well, I have major anxiety, tend to spontaneously cry from missing her, forget I dont have to pick her up from her after school program, and constantly check her room every day. Yes, its sad but I miss her more than anything!
Okay back on topic, so we went to Disneyland and let me just give you a little background info on this whole Disneyland ordeal. I havent gone in 15 years and why is that you ask? Well since Disneyland is ultimately my most FAVORITE place to be in the whole wide world and for me not to go in that long, its a sin, a crime on humanity I say! Point being is that I became a fatty mcfat fat over the years and didnt think I could fit in the rides. So as a wee little girl, I had to send Jordyn to Disneyland with her grandma one time and the other time her dad took her. Maybe you didnt know this about me but I am soo terrified of being humiliated by not fitting in a ride that I will persistantly do research weeks prior to an amusement park outing to see if I will fit. Point blank, I read this one website that has forums where other fatty mcfat fats can write in about their experiences in various amusement parks and tell us what rides are ok and which arent. Dont you DARE laugh ass! I know you are just giggling inside that I do that but I will kick you with one of my kankles so help me!! After reading for what seemed forever I decided that maybe I can fit in most of the rides. FYI - we went to Knotts Berry Farm last year and I knew I wasnt gonna fit on much but I went anyway for Jo (which I should've done earlier one...dummy) and was only able to go on like 2 maybe 3 rides which is okay cuz I had fun watching her have fun. Yes, I was the one sitting outside the gates of the rides waving aimlessly and smiling wishing it was me...lol. I decided...Disneyland...HERE I COME! I better fit anyway on these damn rides cuz I bought an annual pass for me too! lol
Got to Disneyland and our first ride was Indiana Jones and I remember it from 15 years ago and I was very hesitant so Kathy (the bff) and my mom developed a system to ask one of the workers who stands out at the start of each line all the details about the seating and if there is a turnstile. Yeah the highlight of my day is asking a total stranger to look at me and give me their opinion if they think Im too fat to ride the ride. YAY ME! Turned out okay because if you work at Disney, apparently you are trained to care and not be mean...therefore...I LOVE DISNEY EVEN MORE! Wasnt embarassed at all because I fit on EVERYTHING!! Yes you heard me, I fit on EVERYTHING!!! HOLLLERRR!!! Okay they took out a lot of turnstiles that would have otherwise been devastating for me and widened the rest of the turnstiles at the park. Some of the turnstiles I didnt even have to turn sideways or stand on my tippy toes to scoot through. I hand it to me "thinking skinny" the whole time and yes, if you think skinny, you automatically are! ha ha ha. The only ride that made me feel extra heffalumpish was Autopia just because those damn cars are soo low to the grown and the steering wheel is right above my thunder thighs it was a mission to get up. I dont think I'd fit on Space Mountain though..Ive read on the forums that its kinda iffy for us "healthy" people. We'll see.
We stayed until it closed, I felt like a kid again who wanted to go on EVERY single ride and go into EVERY single store and see EVERY single show and spend EVERY single penny. Jordyn had the best time ever and seeing that smile on her face and having so much fun with her made my life...seriously! I will attach a few pics below, you'll have to check out my Facebook for the rest. There is one thing though that I realized from this weekend....I have the most GINORMOUS face/head in the world. OMG why is it that when I take pictures with everyone (aside from Bruce cuz he has major domage too) that I look like I have Elephantitis!?!?!?!? WTF man!
Every year except for her 8th birthday we celebrate with a big party. I love parties but after 9 parties, I think Im a little pooped out from parties. This year I decided to take her to Disneyland since I have never gone with her (yes she has gone but never with me, will explain shortly). I bought her and I annual passes, spent 2 very long days and nights painting her room purple until 2:00am, redecorated, rearranged, and unjunkified this same room, got her a new iPod, zebra nerdy glasses, and a whole lotta love. Yes it sounds frantic and a bit much but for my one and only child who is turning the big 10! I had too, plus it was her golden birthday! 10 years old on 7/10/2010! Who wouldnt?!?!? Sounds even crazier to know that I hustled and bustled to do all that just for the 2 days she was home and then I sent her off packing again to her dads for the rest of the summer. Of course its not my choice but there is somewhere in the law books stating that I have to share her and well, I think its POPPY COCK!! ha ha ha. She wanted to visit him anyway but she's just never been gone for THAT long and well, I have major anxiety, tend to spontaneously cry from missing her, forget I dont have to pick her up from her after school program, and constantly check her room every day. Yes, its sad but I miss her more than anything!
Okay back on topic, so we went to Disneyland and let me just give you a little background info on this whole Disneyland ordeal. I havent gone in 15 years and why is that you ask? Well since Disneyland is ultimately my most FAVORITE place to be in the whole wide world and for me not to go in that long, its a sin, a crime on humanity I say! Point being is that I became a fatty mcfat fat over the years and didnt think I could fit in the rides. So as a wee little girl, I had to send Jordyn to Disneyland with her grandma one time and the other time her dad took her. Maybe you didnt know this about me but I am soo terrified of being humiliated by not fitting in a ride that I will persistantly do research weeks prior to an amusement park outing to see if I will fit. Point blank, I read this one website that has forums where other fatty mcfat fats can write in about their experiences in various amusement parks and tell us what rides are ok and which arent. Dont you DARE laugh ass! I know you are just giggling inside that I do that but I will kick you with one of my kankles so help me!! After reading for what seemed forever I decided that maybe I can fit in most of the rides. FYI - we went to Knotts Berry Farm last year and I knew I wasnt gonna fit on much but I went anyway for Jo (which I should've done earlier one...dummy) and was only able to go on like 2 maybe 3 rides which is okay cuz I had fun watching her have fun. Yes, I was the one sitting outside the gates of the rides waving aimlessly and smiling wishing it was me...lol. I decided...Disneyland...HERE I COME! I better fit anyway on these damn rides cuz I bought an annual pass for me too! lol
Got to Disneyland and our first ride was Indiana Jones and I remember it from 15 years ago and I was very hesitant so Kathy (the bff) and my mom developed a system to ask one of the workers who stands out at the start of each line all the details about the seating and if there is a turnstile. Yeah the highlight of my day is asking a total stranger to look at me and give me their opinion if they think Im too fat to ride the ride. YAY ME! Turned out okay because if you work at Disney, apparently you are trained to care and not be mean...therefore...I LOVE DISNEY EVEN MORE! Wasnt embarassed at all because I fit on EVERYTHING!! Yes you heard me, I fit on EVERYTHING!!! HOLLLERRR!!! Okay they took out a lot of turnstiles that would have otherwise been devastating for me and widened the rest of the turnstiles at the park. Some of the turnstiles I didnt even have to turn sideways or stand on my tippy toes to scoot through. I hand it to me "thinking skinny" the whole time and yes, if you think skinny, you automatically are! ha ha ha. The only ride that made me feel extra heffalumpish was Autopia just because those damn cars are soo low to the grown and the steering wheel is right above my thunder thighs it was a mission to get up. I dont think I'd fit on Space Mountain though..Ive read on the forums that its kinda iffy for us "healthy" people. We'll see.
We stayed until it closed, I felt like a kid again who wanted to go on EVERY single ride and go into EVERY single store and see EVERY single show and spend EVERY single penny. Jordyn had the best time ever and seeing that smile on her face and having so much fun with her made my life...seriously! I will attach a few pics below, you'll have to check out my Facebook for the rest. There is one thing though that I realized from this weekend....I have the most GINORMOUS face/head in the world. OMG why is it that when I take pictures with everyone (aside from Bruce cuz he has major domage too) that I look like I have Elephantitis!?!?!?!? WTF man!
Me and my angel face in her AWESOME painted new room before heading out to Disneyland...see her bedding..totally matches...I should get paid for this!
Am I the only one that thinks we look odd? I mean GIGANTORS on the left and smurfs on the right? Im hitting the gym as of yesterday! ha ha
Damn all grown up huh? BTW those arent prescription, she loves the nerdy glasses look and I think she rocks it pretty darn well!
Now that my face took up half the shot, here is a pic of the 3 of us! Did I mention it was Bruce's 1st TIME EVER at Disneyland...he even wore a pin on his shirt telling everyone!! what a trooper!
Yup, annual passes baby with super cool lanyards and pins!!
In line with mi madre for Alice in Wonderland...hells yes!
Dont be jealous of my biceps, I know you are! This is us in front of Thunder Mountain.
Yup, we're pretty much a big deal
First ride of the day, Indiana Jones
Pirates of the Caribbean
Okay there are many more pics but you'll just have to check them out on my Facebook now wont you?!?!
Thursday, July 8, 2010
Blog this, blog that
Ive decided that I totally suck at blogging!
[ insert EPIC FAIL -----> here______]
I thought Id be like some kind of blog master up on this bizz but apparently my hopes and dreams are still not what they seem. Thats probably why I have only 8 followers and of those 8, probably 1 or 2 actually check into my blog...juss sayin. Its okay because the voices in my head still tell me Im the coolest kid in this place and my blog ROCKS. Take that empty blog with no real substance but redonkulous ramblings!
I feel as if Im supposed to have more pictures on here, is there a blog police that comes around giving out sitations for wack blogs with no pictures? I know, sounds real juvenile considering we should ALL be past the reading a book with no pictures phase but I guess my mind likes to visit those kinds of places, blogs with lots of pictures or short quirky blog posts and a cool picture. I have neither but it doesnt matter anyways because, well just because.
Maybe its because I feel I have a pretty dull life (aside from my NEVER dull daughter who keeps me on my toes). I never leave the house, never travel, and never have anything fun to blog about. Wow, and its amazing how I only have 8 readers?!?!? Pfffft thats poppy cock! I bet any day my readers will be stampeding in, waiting on the edge of their seats waiting to hear the latest gossip about how our neighbor got fined for illegal fireworks or how Im 30 yrs old and just bought the 1985 version of Alice in Wonderland (real people, not animated) because its one of my favorite movies, or maybe, how I secretly wish Jordyn's fish just "disappeared" because Im tired of being the one to take care of them and they aint even my fish and the tank takes up valuable dresser space in her room.
I also dont think my blog looks cool enough. Is there a class I can take to spruce up this blog without just changing my template? lol okay I know how to change it up but Im too lazy. Did you know that Im kinda scared to give my blog address to my friends? LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME! # 2 on the EPIC FAIL METER! Yeah I'll look real cool, "HEY LOOK EVERYONE I HAVE A NIFTY BLOG, COME CHECK IT OUT! I WONT UPDATE IT FREQUENTLY AND I DO MORE BLOG READING THAN POSTING BUT COME ON OVER AND BRING ALL YOUR FRIENDS!" uhhhh doubtful, very doubtful.
I have now run out of things to say, not like I was saying much to begin with but now Im really at a loss for words. Pretty soon I will just be typing random things that pop up...juss sayin...
Pretty pancakes eat birds ... yes, that was something that I just thought and surprisingly it makes no sense to me but in a strange way it does. WOW, the ramblings of someone who might very well be seeing padded walls if anyone gets a hold of this post....
Later - alligators like the dmv only on Thursdays.... yes...there is more where that came from my friends!
[ insert EPIC FAIL -----> here______]
I thought Id be like some kind of blog master up on this bizz but apparently my hopes and dreams are still not what they seem. Thats probably why I have only 8 followers and of those 8, probably 1 or 2 actually check into my blog...juss sayin. Its okay because the voices in my head still tell me Im the coolest kid in this place and my blog ROCKS. Take that empty blog with no real substance but redonkulous ramblings!
I feel as if Im supposed to have more pictures on here, is there a blog police that comes around giving out sitations for wack blogs with no pictures? I know, sounds real juvenile considering we should ALL be past the reading a book with no pictures phase but I guess my mind likes to visit those kinds of places, blogs with lots of pictures or short quirky blog posts and a cool picture. I have neither but it doesnt matter anyways because, well just because.
Maybe its because I feel I have a pretty dull life (aside from my NEVER dull daughter who keeps me on my toes). I never leave the house, never travel, and never have anything fun to blog about. Wow, and its amazing how I only have 8 readers?!?!? Pfffft thats poppy cock! I bet any day my readers will be stampeding in, waiting on the edge of their seats waiting to hear the latest gossip about how our neighbor got fined for illegal fireworks or how Im 30 yrs old and just bought the 1985 version of Alice in Wonderland (real people, not animated) because its one of my favorite movies, or maybe, how I secretly wish Jordyn's fish just "disappeared" because Im tired of being the one to take care of them and they aint even my fish and the tank takes up valuable dresser space in her room.
I also dont think my blog looks cool enough. Is there a class I can take to spruce up this blog without just changing my template? lol okay I know how to change it up but Im too lazy. Did you know that Im kinda scared to give my blog address to my friends? LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME! # 2 on the EPIC FAIL METER! Yeah I'll look real cool, "HEY LOOK EVERYONE I HAVE A NIFTY BLOG, COME CHECK IT OUT! I WONT UPDATE IT FREQUENTLY AND I DO MORE BLOG READING THAN POSTING BUT COME ON OVER AND BRING ALL YOUR FRIENDS!" uhhhh doubtful, very doubtful.
I have now run out of things to say, not like I was saying much to begin with but now Im really at a loss for words. Pretty soon I will just be typing random things that pop up...juss sayin...
Pretty pancakes eat birds ... yes, that was something that I just thought and surprisingly it makes no sense to me but in a strange way it does. WOW, the ramblings of someone who might very well be seeing padded walls if anyone gets a hold of this post....
Later - alligators like the dmv only on Thursdays.... yes...there is more where that came from my friends!
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