I hate the heat, have I ever mentioned that? I mean really at these temperatures it should be illegal. I cannot even begin to fathom how people ENJOY being in the heat. What is there to enjoy actually? Did I miss out on the memo where it explained in detail how sweating your balls off is a good thing? Did I also mention that we have NO AC in the house and our crappy fans just circulate the hot air?
So this weekend was HOT and Im sure you all felt it, ESPECIALLY if you were at the Ho'olaule'a like I was. We went both days and from it I came home with a melted face and sunburned chest and arms..YAY ME! Copped some really cool stuff like:
- Jordyn's very first puletasi
- Rasta shirt for Bruce
- Rasta hat for Bruce
- Manu Samoa Rugby Championship sweatshirt
- Tahitian turtle sweatshirt
- Samoa / Afakasi t-shirts
- Samoan sticker / flag for Jordyn
It was fun, I have to admit, just wished I had a golf cart to ride around in so I could relax and stay cool, BAH! I had to walk like everyone else.
From the festival I have learned 10 useful things about myself and those around me:
1. I miss my long hair
2. I need to workout
3. Spandex isnt made for everyone
4. Some people obviously dont own mirrors
5. Polynesian festival DOES NOT = being able to dress like a fob and think you can get away with it.
6. Poly's sure now how to rip you off
7. Bruce's Samoan plate was NOT worth $13 and they jipped us on the oka and that ish was the BOMB!
8. Polynesian festival DOES NOT = wearing your bathing suit and walking around the park cuz it just aint right.
9. Too many girls are suckers for flower tattoos and hawaiian print ANYTHING
10. MEN, please only walk around shirtless if you have a body and have shaved your back hair, otherwise REFRAIN! WOMEN, if you are walking around and your belly jiggles to the beat that is only inside YOUR head, REFRAIN for crying out loud there are children around!
4 comments:
hahaha!! i love your honesty and i like your list. I bet it costed you a grip to buy everything on your list especially if you bought it from there. Guess what? Im going to Frisco the end of this month. Every time i go there, i always think of our roadtrip!! i wonder how Searcher and his wife are doing. miss you Mika :)
Well actually I just bought the puletasi, Bruce's shirt, and hat. Madre bought the rest..lol. I LOVE HER! ha ha.
Speaking of SF..girrrrl I find myself ALWAYS talking about our roadtrip! That was the best road trip I still have ever gone on!!! Remember Tati and her sandwiches and bowl of chips for our drive up?? HOLLLLERRRRR!
My sister and Mom were up at the Ho'olaulea on Saturday and now she's sporting the red tan, haha.
Did you get any malasada's? Those are the only reason I'd go there. Yum.
Did you see anyone exciting over there from our years at North?
Nope didnt get a chance to Wena...boooo! Now Id love some at 7:51am lol
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