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Ive decided that I totally suck at blogging!

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I thought Id be like some kind of blog master up on this bizz but apparently my hopes and dreams are still not what they seem. Thats probably why I have only 8 followers and of those 8, probably 1 or 2 actually check into my blog...juss sayin. Its okay because the voices in my head still tell me Im the coolest kid in this place and my blog ROCKS. Take that empty blog with no real substance but redonkulous ramblings!

I feel as if Im supposed to have more pictures on here, is there a blog police that comes around giving out sitations for wack blogs with no pictures? I know, sounds real juvenile considering we should ALL be past the reading a book with no pictures phase but I guess my mind likes to visit those kinds of places, blogs with lots of pictures or short quirky blog posts and a cool picture. I have neither but it doesnt matter anyways because, well just because.

Maybe its because I feel I have a pretty dull life (aside from my NEVER dull daughter who keeps me on my toes). I never leave the house, never travel, and never have anything fun to blog about. Wow, and its amazing how I only have 8 readers?!?!? Pfffft thats poppy cock! I bet any day my readers will be stampeding in, waiting on the edge of their seats waiting to hear the latest gossip about how our neighbor got fined for illegal fireworks or how Im 30 yrs old and just bought the 1985 version of Alice in Wonderland (real people, not animated) because its one of my favorite movies, or maybe, how I secretly wish Jordyn's fish just "disappeared" because Im tired of being the one to take care of them and they aint even my fish and the tank takes up valuable dresser space in her room.

I also dont think my blog looks cool enough. Is there a class I can take to spruce up this blog without just changing my template? lol okay I know how to change it up but Im too lazy. Did you know that Im kinda scared to give my blog address to my friends? LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME! # 2 on the EPIC FAIL METER! Yeah I'll look real cool, "HEY LOOK EVERYONE I HAVE A NIFTY BLOG, COME CHECK IT OUT! I WONT UPDATE IT FREQUENTLY AND I DO MORE BLOG READING THAN POSTING BUT COME ON OVER AND BRING ALL YOUR FRIENDS!" uhhhh doubtful, very doubtful.

I have now run out of things to say, not like I was saying much to begin with but now Im really at a loss for words. Pretty soon I will just be typing random things that pop up...juss sayin...

Pretty pancakes eat birds ... yes, that was something that I just thought and surprisingly it makes no sense to me but in a strange way it does. WOW, the ramblings of someone who might very well be seeing padded walls if anyone gets a hold of this post....

Later - alligators like the dmv only on Thursdays.... yes...there is more where that came from my friends!