Today sucks and when I say suck I mean it SUUUUUUUUUUUCKS (in my deep cold sniffly manly sounding voice) and the worst part is that its lasting forever. On a happier note, I have exceeded my 1 follower/reader that I mentioned in my first post. Harriet and her 10 cats had no chance cuz now I have 4 readers and IM POPULAR! If you're jealous right about now, you should be because Im 1 reader away from being a star on Maury Povich.
You know what else sucks, since we are on the topic? And excuse me if this is TMI for you people but I really hate it when I go to a public bathroom, and there is wet drops in front of the seat! Umm...what?!?! Yes, WETNESS of unkown origin in front of the toilet! So thats what its like for me at work. I always and when I say always I aint playin..I ALWAYS use the big handicap bathrooms because why? because its luxurious! ha ha its the I just dont like using a stall I have to straddle the seat to open the door to, maybe its just me. Anyhoo so there are only 2 stalls on my floor so when those look questionable (which those are the "nice" bathrooms) then I go to the floor below me to use those. Well, I have no idea why I even try anymore going down to the 4th floor because those frickin bathrooms look like something out of Mi Vida Loca with all these frickin gang scratch signs and "monica was here" kinda sh*t. Aside from all the wannabe gang scratchings on the doors because obviously their job doesnt pay enough for paper and pencil, the doors dont even lock. How much time do you need to spend in the crapper that you have sooo much time to be an artist with your bathroom keys on the doors?!?!? So back to the 5th floor i go, kicking myself because I knew better. Do I hold it and hope the cleaning lady has made her rounds to clean up the "wetness"? YES..that is exactly what I do...
Making my long walk back to the office I have now realized that Im 2 seconds away from a bladder infection for holding my pee...*thinks to myself: "must...hurry.......NOW"* So Im back in the bathroom, the cleaning lady has not made her rounds in the 1 minute I was away, so...
STEP OVER...SQUAT....RELEASE.....
Ahhhhh, today still sucks!
1 comment:
At my building, my floor has the nicer, cleaner, less used bathroom. The only bad part is that the cleaning guy/restocker of the toilet paper closes the bathrooms during lunch. Who does that? I mean isn't that one of the peak times? It's like rush hour for the potty. Geez.
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