Hello, my name is ....

I can't even breathe as I'm typing this so if this first post is a complete fail, it's due to lack of oxygen to my brain. Thumbs up for blogging for the first time because the movie Julie & Julia inspired me to, well that and a handful of other fun bloggers I know. As you follow me on this thing, I mean I hope you'll follow me. I can't imagine blogging and blogging and blogging only to find that my 1 and only follower is a lady named Harriet with 10 cats. That would be a MAJOR fail!

With this blog you'll come to realize a lot about me that maybe even my close friends wouldn't have otherwise known. I have issues, MAJOR issues and when I grow the gonads to actually write about the juicy stuff, maybe Harriet will share this with her gal pals when she plays bridge on Friday nights. Anything is possible.

So for starters....

HELLO, My name is ...... Shamika

and as I inappropriately blog from a place I'm not supposed to, hoping I don't get caught in between toggling screens as if I'm really working on a spreadsheet....I leave you with this gold nugget...

"A vasectomy means never having to say you're sorry"

WELCOME TO MY BLOG!!

I bid you adieu...