Gotta love me!

I get annoyed easily.

I get mad easily.

I have little to no patience.

I CAN BE LAZY but get frustrated when others are.

I have to have the last word.

When we 'play' wrestle, im not playing.

Im very competitive, even over the smallest things.

I hate repeating myself.

The speed limits are too slow.

I enjoy speaking like Borat, its funny, ALL THE TIME.

I have anger issues and NO I will not go to anger management.

Mildew, lime/calcium deposits, and gunk all make me gag.

I love the smell of rubbing alcohol.

I dont like talking on the phone, please dont call me to say hello. Im fine.

If you call me, 50% of the time I will not answer and then text you back to see what you want.

I DO NOT answer my house phone, I will let it ring and ring while sitting next to it. If you need me, call my cell.

We all have muffin tops but I really dont want to see yours, nor do you want to see mine. Please refrain.

I am happily divorced.

I cannot enjoy my food unless Im at a table.

If I have to rush getting ready, Im already pissed.

I can speak in front of a large group of people but dont like to walk in front of them.

I LOVE FOOD, hence the muffin top.

I LOVE MAKEUP and anything beauty related.

I want to travel to all 50 states, 5 down, 45 to go.

I love amusement parks but havent really gone in years because my big ass doesnt fit in the good rides. I took Jordyn to Knotts and was able to go on 2 rides :(.

I believe I can kick your ass.

I hate not having a father.

I LOVE being a mother.

I am opinionated...pfft who isnt?

I f*cking cuss wayyyy tooo much.

My blogs are tending to be really long, who the f*ck cares!

If friends dont keep in contact over the years, they are acquaintances.

I am a GREAT friend.

Ive never really been single.

I dont think my Samoan side even knows who I am.

Softball is everything.

I envision Jordyn making it to NCAA Women's College World Series 2019-2022.

I hate it when coaches dont coach.

I hate men who wear Fahrenheit cologne.

Im extremely organized.

FOBS are annoying yet very entertaining.

 I havent bought myself any clothes or shoes in almost a year.

I hate people who hover over me at my desk.

I never get any sleep.

I LOVE LOVE THE BIGGEST LOSER.

My daughter farts a lot, I dont think its normal.

Gotta love me!