Here is a quick overview of the awesomeness that is MAYONNAISE! Putting it in your typical foods is a given but the real winner of this story is how mayonnaise was meant for rice. Oh yes people...RICE! Case in point, my bff being as Asian as she possibly can was mortified when she first found out our household uses mayo aka may may (as Jordyn used to call it) on rice. Dont tell an Asian that, they might shart mochi balls! For years she was like, "thats f*cking disgusting, thats wrong!" until........I did my jedi mind trick on her and ALAS...the Asian eats may may on her RICE!! Shhhh dont tell Kathy I said so! The world makes perfect sense now that we've converted a non believer..please note...ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN IF YOU PUT YOUR MIND TO IT! Here are some photos of my beliefs....
Totally made for my convenience..cute little packets for the ON THE GO mom..lol
Tired of all the hard work of opening a bottle and scooping some out? Fret no more, now you can squeeze your arteries away with this easy to use bottle! YES..my prayers have been answered!
Will you marry me?
I bid you adieu!
4 comments:
So, here is where I draw the line. I hate mayo. Well, not hate, but I strongly dislike it. I don't like it on my sandwiches, I don't like it on my rice, the list could go on forever. I do, however, like it in my potato salad and in an occasional chicken salad. Basically, I need more flavor. I still love you though, even if you'd marry mayonnaise.
You are a NON-BELIEVER and should be banned from here! ha ha ha j/k I love you...you know Im Samoan when I have to write about mayonnaise!! CHOOOHOOOO! ha ha
Mayo is the shiznit!!! I put i on anything and everything...even for chips or cheeto dip. HA! what yall know about spaghetti and mayo. Nice post!
It warms my heart to know that you know of the awesomeness that is MAYONNAISE! Mayo with Spaghetti and rice is the BUSINESS!!
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